Space Invasion

Here I was minding my own business when this creature showed up. It was a normal day, well, normal for me. I was doing what I wanted: getting humans to pet me, feed me, and entertain me as usual. Humans are so simple to manipulate. Being cute makes all the difference.

The next thing I knew was that I wasn't alone. I'll give him this one thing: he wasn't intimidated by me. After all, this was my space first, right?!

What, you like dogs? They have no dignity I tell you. All that wagging, wiggling and slobbering just makes a cat want to hork up a hairball. Humans are here to serve us, not the other way around. Dogs just have got it all backwards. It's not their fault really. They just aren't very bright.

Snow-ma-geddon

I must first apologize that it's been so long since I posted. I got sidetracked with my human. Sue me, I'm a cat and I don't care what you think. My human pets me. More importantly I'm not hungry. Get over it.

This is me. Yes, that is almost a foot of snow. I think of it as camouflage. Duh, I match. Snow seems like a no-brainer. Any time I'm somewhere and it snows, I'm completely hidden from view.

There's only one small problem: I'm a cat and I don't like to be cold. Ok, you got me, it's not a small problem. BRR!!!

Someone help me! I'll be your devoted slave until my next meal. What?! You were hoping for eternal devotion? Again: I'm a cat. You want eternal devotion you'll have to cross to the dark side and get a dog.

What, you think dogs LIKE being the devoted slaves of humans? Think again. They are secretly plotting to take over the world. You don't believe that? You're wrong.

Cats are truly divine. When the aliens come, (and they WILL come,) they won't be surprised when you take them to the cats. Who else would be the true leaders of a civilization? The ones waited on hand and paw. Did you really need to ask that question??

I am cat, hear me roar. Feed me. Pet me.