Space Invasion

Here I was minding my own business when this creature showed up. It was a normal day, well, normal for me. I was doing what I wanted: getting humans to pet me, feed me, and entertain me as usual. Humans are so simple to manipulate. Being cute makes all the difference.

The next thing I knew was that I wasn't alone. I'll give him this one thing: he wasn't intimidated by me. After all, this was my space first, right?!

What, you like dogs? They have no dignity I tell you. All that wagging, wiggling and slobbering just makes a cat want to hork up a hairball. Humans are here to serve us, not the other way around. Dogs just have got it all backwards. It's not their fault really. They just aren't very bright.